Whoa! Did I say free bookmarks? Darn. Well now that I've said it I suppose I'll have to honor it. Feel free to use this unbelieveably complicated form to send me your mailing address.
Should you wish to have your bookmarks delivered in person, I will be happy to do so. Just find out where I am, come to me, and say, "Give me banana!" and I shall promptly give you a bookmark. (If you say "Give me a bookmark!" I shall hit you with a banana.)
Note: While supplies last, all bookmarks mailed will be Collector's Editions. By Collector's Edition, I mean bookmarks that bear a slight printing error that renders them rare and collectible and quite possibly worth thousands of times what you paid for them.
Should you wish to have your bookmarks delivered in person, I will be happy to do so. Just find out where I am, come to me, and say, "Give me banana!" and I shall promptly give you a bookmark. (If you say "Give me a bookmark!" I shall hit you with a banana.)
Note: While supplies last, all bookmarks mailed will be Collector's Editions. By Collector's Edition, I mean bookmarks that bear a slight printing error that renders them rare and collectible and quite possibly worth thousands of times what you paid for them.